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SOME POINTS FOR FANS

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泫然肆酒:

国外论坛上偷的,是俄罗斯人写的,有人给翻译成了英文,我把我觉得好玩的点灵魂翻译了一下。
1. If you love figure skating - good for you.
2. If you love figure skating in Russia - bad for you.
3. Judges always right. 裁判总是对的。
4. If the judges aren't right - look above. 裁判不对时参加上一条。
5. If the judges are completely wrong - the competition is probably in USA.
6. If the judges are being pressed - it's done by the Russians. 要是有人给裁判施压,一定是毛子干的。
7. If the judges are being pressed by someone else - you'll never know about it. 如果不是毛子干的,你永远也查不出谁干的了。
8. If you have a Canadian passport, you can go straight to the medal ceremony.
9. Kissing the ice after the free program guarantees you the gold medal, even if it was given to someone else already.
10.Whatever the draw is - it's not good for you. 抽签结果如何都对你不利。
11.Even if it's good for you - it won't help you. 就算对你有利,然并卵。
12.Even if you skated a clean program - it doesn't mean anything.
13.If the anti-doping commitee is interested in you - you've done great
14.Even if you haven't done great, the anti-doping commitee will be still interested in you, even if you haven't competed at all.
15.If you failed Russian in the 4th grade - you're destined to become the president of Russian OC.
16.If the Russian judge undermarkes you - you're Alexei Yagudin. 如果俄罗斯的压你的分,你是熊。
17.If all the judges undermark you - you're Alxander Abt. 如果所有裁判都压你的分,你是长腿美人abt。
18.If you feel like flying stool - your coach is Alexey Mishin.
19.No matter how well you jump - the Chinese will jump better.
20.If you see a person with an awful taste and complete lack of imagination - it's Plushenko's comstumier. 才不是呢!哼╭(╯^╰)╮
21.If the ice beneath you is chopped to crumbs - you skate after Yagudin. 熊是刨冰小能手。
22.If you coach says that you're a fool - that means you want to get married.
23.If you want to get married, a dog won't help you.
24.If a dog helped - your coach was right.
25.No matter how sharp your blades are - the boards won't move for you.
26.If you cry after you saw your marks - you're an Olympic champion.
27.If after you went to the ice, you notice that you dressed only in golden underwear - you're Evgeny Plushenko.
28.If you don't dress even that - you're probably in the wrong place.
29.If you aren't fan of Yagudin - you're a fan of Plushenko. 不是熊粉,就是普粉。
30.If you aren't fan of neither - you're a fan of Yagushenko. 都不是?那是cp粉!(亚普是yagushenko,普亚是plushyins?好像?话说真有这个cp吗?虽然是逆了我的cp但是我偶尔会找雷看看的。)
31.If you aren't fan of Yagushenko - the words "figure skating" probably mean nothing to you. 不是普粉不是熊粉也不是cp粉的人其实根本就不看花滑。
32.If you lock Mishin and Tarasova in the same room - you can't be sure who walks out alive.
33.If Yagudin wins Nationals, the world will come to it's end.

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